Home and Away

Yesterdays away mission was a disaster.

I chose my favourite green top, and when i arrived at the transporter room, everyone was sniggering behind their backs.

They have no respect for me.

When I took Bones to one side and asked him about it, he just told me he's a doctor and not a fashion designer.

Anyway, when we got to the planet surface, we had to fight a monster. I tried to impress everyone by doing a forward roll/karate chop combination to attack it. I ripped my shirt and the monster hit me with a tentacle. That's the last thing I remember. Next thing I know, I wake up in sick bay feeling really sore.

It turns out everyone else had to blast it with their phasers to stop it mating with me.

Scotty got to make out with the green alien lady we saved.

I feel like an idiot.