Cant talk. Long.
Command crew; All dead.
Deep Space Nine. Falling through. Atmosphere of Bajor.
Hideous replicator malfunction.
Life. slipping away.
Oh my...
posted by Captain Berk @ 3:33 pm
9.03.2007
Command crew; All dead.
Deep Space Nine. Falling through. Atmosphere of Bajor.
Hideous replicator malfunction.
Life. slipping away.
Oh my...
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8 Comments:
No! You fight, Captain! The good of the one must outweigh the good of the many! I learned this from Saving Private Ryan! Abandon the station, let it crash into Bajor!
Personally I don't think Deep Space Nine is all that much of a loss. Just as long as you and the Enterprise are alright, that's the important thing.
Does this mean you've run out of ideas?
What Doug said. Steven Spielburg learned it from Machiavelli.
Chin up old buddy, you'll pull through.
Pffft. I've heard that one before... methinks there are still plenty toupees in the shop dear capitane!
Yes, let DS9 hit the planet and just get the hell outta there.
"Afterlife Mountain Resort"
Ha! Brilliant!
I don't think even Captain Berk can hold his breath that long.
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